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eUnited buff up roster with MarKE, vanity, food
After failing to overcome Swole Patrol in the IEM Sydney Qualifier, eUnited have acquired the majority of the Swole Patrol roster.
Written by: Mnmzzz    February 10th 2019 10:39 pm    #eUnited #Cooper- #Swole Patrol #IEM Sydney #EPL #food #MarKE #vanity #Relyks #FNS #dapr #dazzLe #moose #a2z #swag #fRoD  

MarKE rejoins Cooper- on a new project

eUnited have announced today that they have completely overhauled their roster with the signing of a trio of Swole Patrol players: Edgar "MarKE" Jimenez, Anthony "vanity" Malaspina, and Victor "food" Wong. 

Swole Patrol out-muscle eUnited to qualify for IEM Sydney 2019

This move comes as a massive surprise as Swole Patrol had just recently defeated eUnited in a swift 3-0 victory to claim their spot at IEM Sydney. The last few months have been full of roster changes for eUnited, with their core undergoing many changes following the departures of Skyler "Relyks Weaver and Pujan "FNS" Mehta last month.  Additionally, the team recently played with Yassine "Subroza" Taoufik as a stand-in during the qualifier where the ex-Ghost member seemed to work well with the team, managing a 1.05 rating during the qualifier.

Standing in alongisde Subroza during the qualifier was Armeen "a2z" Toussi who coached the old eUnited core over the course of the IEM Sydney Qualifier. It is unknown at this time if he is still under consideration now that the team has a new core.

FNS parts ways with eUnited

With the addition of this new trio of players, Michael "dapr" Gulino and Will "dazzLe" Loafman have parted ways with the team after their contracts were not extended. This leaves Kaleb "moose" Jayne as the only remaining member from the Rise Nation squad eUnited signed back in March of 2018.

As such eUnited's roster is now as follows:

  • ca Kaleb "moose" Jayne
  • us Austin "Cooper-" Abadir
  • mx Edgar "MarKE" Jimenez
  • us Victor "food" Wong
  • us Anthony "vanity" Malaspina

Relyks opens up on time with eUnited; set to be released along with Ace

On the other side of the equation, this leaves Swole Patrol in quite a predicament as Braxton "swag" Pierce is the only player left on the team following these acquisitions.

This situation puts their attendance at IEM Sydney and the next EPL season into question, unless swag and coach Daniel "fRoD" Montaner are allowed to rebuild the team from the ground up while retaining their spots in the two events. As eUnited already have an EPL license there is a possibility Swole Patrol will be able to stay in the league, however their spot at IEM Sydney is much less certain as eUnited now have Swole Patrol's core.

The massively depleted Swole Patrol is:

  • us Braxton "swag" Pierce
  • us Daniel "fRoD" Montaner (Trial Coach)

It is unknown how Swole Patrol on replenishing their roster, however a tweet from s0m seems to imply that he is considering staying with swag on Swole Patrol.

eUnited and Swole Patrol make upper bracket of IEM Sydney Closed Qualifier

#1 Skelly
2019-02-10 22:53
dawg what the FUCK
#2 WallehZz-4LO
2019-02-10 22:57
bro im fucking HEATED
#3 lotus
2019-02-10 23:00
Bro rip swag, it’s about time they unban him and steel so they stop getting cucked
#4 Joe
2019-02-10 23:05
Like honestly tho, tf
#5 nooKers
2019-02-10 23:43
eUnited will continue to be a revolving door. Garbage ass org. Try sticking with a roster for more than 3 weeks and you'll get better results.
#6 nooKers
2019-02-10 23:44
Plus the fact they don't grab swag because he can't play in the majors... They act like they are even in contention to qualify. They just got rolled not that long ago.... Yup still garbage
#7 006_tv
2019-02-11 07:41
My boy food, why you gotta do ya boy swag like that man, come on

Friendship ended with food, now swag is my best friend
#8 MagicHelmetTV
2019-02-11 15:49
I'm so confuuuuuuused.
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